Somethings not right with this car

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

 

[steptoe]

you havent got it signwritten yet slips..

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or couldnt you decide what to get?

 

[Sharpend]

It's not yours?

 

[kerching]

Ah, a Rolls Choice Chameleon, I know...pathetic attempt at a 'play on words', but it's late, it's been a carpacious day and I'm tired AND have to drive to a job in Scotland at 5 in the morning, Ho Hum!.......... :coat

 

[steptoe]

Ah, a Rolls Choice Chameleon, I know...pathetic attempt at a 'play on words', but it's late, it's been a carpacious day and I'm tired AND have to drive to a job in Scotland at 5 in the morning, Ho Hum!.......... :coat

oh dear,

who has gotten themselves threw out of their part P scam provider then?!?!?!? :slap

 

[kerching]

part P? what is this Part P of which you speak??

...on a side note, went to a job today to fit an RCD shower unit for a plumber mate, and lady of the house mentioned that a neighbour had a new shower fitted. Spark charged

 

[batty]

why did he not fit an RCBO board at least the six hundred squid could be justified a little bit more. I need to up my charges.

 

[steptoe]

I need to move closer to this town of the gullible!!!

 

[shed69]

Pro Dave needs reporting for crossing the border and doing jobs in England when he knows he shouldn't be.... You may think its a long day for him with the travelling but spare a thought for his poor horse.......nnnnnnneeeeiiigggggghhhhhhhhhhh........ :slap

 

[steptoe]

maybe he had to fly all the way down from scotland and didnt have any knowledge of part P?

DAVE

DAVE

DAVE

how much did you charge that poor woman for the new CU? did you include your flights?

 

[batty]

Right back to the jalopy looks like a jag body with a roller front am I close.

 

[shed69]

He's not here right now, he's busy in the stables... Or maybe he's round the nnnneigh-bours house.....

Think it's getting near bed time for me..... !!!

 

[steptoe]

the clue is in the name if you haven't seen one before.

 

[Sharpend]

There's a woman kneeling in the boot?

 

[steptoe]

dont be stoopid, she's standing up, she's just got short legs.

 

[Bacon]

It's not TAXED.

 

[ProDave]

maybe he had to fly all the way down from scotland and didnt have any knowledge of part P?DAVE

DAVE

DAVE

how much did you charge that poor woman for the new CU? did you include your flights?

I've only done 1 job in England since moving up here in 2003. That was a CU change for my Sister, conveniently just before Part P came into force, after her neighbour, a sparky, said he would do it for her for "Only

 

[kerching]

Actually, Jag body, Cloud or Corniche front wings, bonnet, wheels, grille and lights. Bumper is off a Trabant :innocent