Starbucks

[OnOff]

I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me…

And suddenly I remembered –

I was listening to my iPod

That's what happens when old people start using new technology!

…and how was your day?

 

[ProDave]

Well this is a true story.

When my daughter was just a few months old. Mrs PD took her to Starbucks.

she was a healthy breast fed baby.

So Mrs PD chose a discrete table, furthest from the door, and with her back to the rest of the customer fed the baby.

As they were leaving, she saw the video monitor of the CCTV system above the counter. Showing the picture from the discrete camera on the wall looking at the seat they had both just been sitting in.