The panda

[a2]

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:

"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

 

[Apache]

there's a very rude panda joke with the same punchline

 

[a2]

there's a very rude panda joke with the same punchline

Yep, saw that one,

Thought i'd better opt for this one:^O

 

[Apache]

Yep, saw that one,Thought i'd better opt for this one:^O

oh Admin 2, that made me laugh more than the panda joke

NN :z

 

[a2]

oh Admin 2, that made me laugh more than the panda joke NN :z

nite patch