Total Forum Shut down tomorrow.

[Evans Electric]

Please note I will be closing down the Forum  on Wed  28th  at 9.00am    for about 4 hours  to carry out server upgrades .

A 404 Error will appear

Apologies for any nuisance 

Deke  

 

[Badger]

Does that we wont be able to log on then :slap

 

[Andy™]

4 hours to press a few buttons then turn it off and on again?!

 

[Sharpend]

Oh! I thought it was a BT broadband problem, now he wants to disrupt the settings of the forum for the rest of us :shakehead  

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

He has to unplug the forum so he can plug the vacuum cleaner in to do the annual Christmas clean at Deke towers....

Its those ruddy pine needles that take so long getting out of the shag-pile carpet...

otherwise it would only be off for 2 hours!!

opcorn

 

[Evans Electric]

There  !  Thats better  !! I've changed that single socket to a twin ....can leave the Forum plugged in now  without the 3 way adaptor.  Tipped the servers upside down ....we get a load of Bull Shytte  clogging up the filters ....  tipped all that and vacced them out .   mind you , less BS  now the County Clot has moved to greener pastures. 

 

[Badger]

Still running slow though :slap only joking deke 

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

There  !  Thats better  !! I've changed that single socket to a twin ....can leave the Forum plugged in now  without the 3 way adaptor.  Tipped the servers upside down ....we get a load of Bull Shytte  clogging up the filters ....  tipped all that and vacced them out .   mind you , less BS  now the County Clot has moved to greener pastures. 

Hope you got the pine needles and mince pie crumbs out of the keyboard as well....?

if Admin4 finds the keyboard clogged, it will only mean trouble!

:innocent  

 

[Badger]

And you cleaned the optical mouse aswell as tgat only cause pointer problems on the desktop platform 

 

[steptoe]

And you cleaned the optical mouse aswell as tgat only cause pointer problems on the desktop platform 

Oh, I'd let a mouse loose if I got to see admin4 on the desktop in her pointy stilettoes,  ,

 

[Evans Electric]

Oh elementary stuff Watson  ...yeah banged the keyboard ,  out fell 2 cheese sarnis ,  a copy of the 14th edition Regs  ,  that'll belong to Stepps , ( Hows he working without them?)  some Badger droppings and  a Geordie to English dictionary .  How this stuff gets there ...... :C

Switched the servers on & off rapidly ....it clears old posts  but really annoys  Admin3    and finally , removed the picture of Mr Smith  being used as a dartboard  before he sees it. 

 

[steptoe]

:slap

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My point exactly. !!!!!

Some people , :shakehead

It'd be a snake if it was the other one, and I wouldn't be dropping it,

 

[Blue Duck]

You lot been at the De-icer again????!!

:shakehead

 

[Badger]

Oh elementary stuff Watson  ...yeah banged the keyboard ,  out fell 2 cheese sarnis ,  a copy of the 14th edition Regs  ,  that'll belong to Stepps , ( Hows he working without them?)  some Badger droppings and  a Geordie to English dictionary .  How this stuff gets there ...... :C

rabbit

Switched the servers on & off rapidly ....it clears old posts  but really annoys  Admin3    and finally , removed the picture of Mr Smith  being used as a dartboard  before he sees it. 

fixed your spelling mistake :slap