A little girl walks into a PetsMart and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you have widdle wabbits?"
As the employee's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees and says, "I don't think my Python weally gives a thit!"
As the employee's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees and says, "I don't think my Python weally gives a thit!"