Well - I thought they were funny...

[welshwizard]

These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER

8 years old. Hateful little b******d. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

FREE PUPPIES Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog . . . able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED Also 1 g*y bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK. $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES. California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one: FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer... No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything. (Old ones are the Best).

 

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:^O :^O

Well you may have thought them funny.....

But they have frightened everyone else off to bed!

Or is that just because it is nearly 1:00am?? ?:| :^O :^O:^O

 

[welshwizard]

 

[welshwizard]

This Is

https://www.youtube.com/embed/PRtymuRMZiE?feature=oembed

 

[extension15]

:^O

 

[a1]

Thanks Ext. :x

 

[kme]

This Is
https://www.youtube.com/embed/PRtymuRMZiE?feature=oembed

Nah. It`s not. It`s just daft. :_| :_| :_|

However, Your original post on this thread WAS good. 1 scoob awarded.

 

[welshwizard]

Nah. It`s not. It`s just daft. :_| :_| :_| However, Your original post on this thread WAS good. 1 scoob awarded.

Gee Thanks - KM.

 

[welshwizard]

CONGRATULATIONS On reaching your 1,000th Post Buddy.

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

CONGRATULATIONS On reaching your 1,000th Post Buddy.

Does he get to pick TWO prizes off your top shelf for reaching 1000? ?:|

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Just to hi-jack your joke thread....

welshy.. buddy... m8.... chum.... pal.... friend:x:x

Whats going on... I have been out on the 'Morning shift' & 'Day shift'...

and Theory is not about?

I thought he couldn't come out late a night....

But hes not here in the day either???

Do you keep him locked in a box or something, Mr WW?? ?:| :|

On second thoughts..

If you look at his Avatar...

It is very similar to a close up of Slipshods Belly Button!

Perhaps thats where he lives? ] ] ]

:^O :^O:^O:^O:^O:^O

 

[a1]

His missus have given him strict orders of 20 minutes on the PC - a DAY. Or he will get overtired and she has trouble settling him down on his bedtime then.

:^O

 

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His missus have given him strict orders of 20 minutes on the PC - a DAY. Or he will get overtired and she has trouble settling him down on his bedtime then. :^O

:^O :^O:^O:^O:^O:^O

 

[steptoe]

Just to hi-jack your joke thread....welshy.. buddy... m8.... chum.... pal.... friend:x:x

Whats going on... I have been out on the 'Morning shift' & 'Day shift'...

and Theory is not about?

I thought he couldn't come out late a night....

But hes not here in the day either???

Do you keep him locked in a box or something, Mr WW?? ?:| :|

On second thoughts..

If you look at his Avatar...

It is very similar to a close up of Slipshods Belly Button!

Perhaps thats where he lives? ] ] ]

:^O :^O:^O:^O:^O:^O

Im just puzzled as to how you know what a close up of slips belly button looks like!?!?!?!?!?!

dont really bear thinking about,

 

[kme]

Im just puzzled as to how you know what a close up of slips belly button looks like!?!?!?!?!?!dont really bear thinking about,

NEWSFLASH - STEPTOE GETS SCOOBY SNACK!

FOTC, PMSL & ROTF CMEO:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O

 

[a2]

KME what does FOTC mean?

 

[a2]

FOTC------Fell/fall off the chair

FOTCL-----Fell/fall of the chair laughing

Think that sounds rite.

 

[kme]

Yes, missus. They`re right.

Got the others, did you?

ROTF-----Rolling on the floor

ROTFL-----as above & laughing

PMSL ------Private Message frm Spec Loc.

CMEO------Crying my eyes out

 

[a1]

Yes she did, indeed KME.

"PMSL ------Private Message frm Spec Loc".

:^O :^O:^O

 

[kme]

Yes she did, indeed KME."PMSL ------Private Message frm Spec Loc".

:^O :^O:^O

Didn`t leave a puddle that the rugrats could slip on & hurt themselves did she? ? :| :x

Health & safety hazard, these women:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O