Welsh Mafia

[Evans Electric]

I'm working in Wales tomorrow (Monday) but my passport is out of date and I don't speak Welsh, so will cross the border under the radar somewhere west of Shrewsbury in an unmarked van with the lights off.

We then park the van and disguise it as a male voice choir with a recording of "Cwm Rhondda" playing, and

head out on foot , disguised as sheep, yomping across fields to our objective.

To avoid being seen we plan to run through the village shouting " Look out , Max Boyce is coming" The village will evacuate , we go in , carry out our orders and leave the way we came .

If you see a male voice choir heading back to the M6 it may be us. :C Me and Brian that is.

 

[revjames]

Croeso I Cymru...... t*** **'n bob saes....

 

[revjames]

Free to get out but you have to pay to get back in!

 

[NozSpark]

Croeso I Cymru...... t*** **'n bob saes....

Did you post it like that or does Admin's swear filter read Welsh aswell??? ; )

 

[Badger]

Did you post it like that or does Admin's swear filter read Welsh aswell??? ; )

minted :^O brilliant luv it what a classic :slap

 

[ianmacd]

Be interesting to know how many people in wales speak welsh. Guess that will come out after the Census.

 

[steptoe]

Be interesting to know how many people in wales speak welsh. Guess that will come out after the Census.

good point,

so my welsh brethern, what is the mysterious answer to the question us in England have a blank page for?

I want to fill it in anyway,

that'll confuse the pratts.......

 

[Apache]

disguised as sheep, yomping across fields to our objective.

This is a very brave move Deke. Just make sure you look like a very ugly sheep

 

[revjames]

Most of N Wales are scousers so not that many Welsh Speakers. I would say 20-30% more in the rural areas.

 

[NozSpark]

This is a very brave move Deke. Just make sure you look like a very ugly sheep

and make sure it's a ram, because Patch might take that beer belly as you being pregnant and try and birth your lambs ; )

 

[revjames]

Talk about pulling the wool over your eyes.....

 

[Evans Electric]

and make sure it's a ram, because Patch might take that beer belly as you being pregnant and try and birth your lambs ; )

Beer belly , ! What beer belly ?? I'll have you know I'm slim and svelt ( Did I just make up that last word ?)

Full of Scousers is it , so we 'd best be wearing a shell suit , trainers and carry a set of nicked alloy wheels , singing "Maggie, Maggie May, they have taken her away .....

She'll never walk down Lime Street anymore"......... :innocent :innocent

 

[Sidewinder]

Certain aras of West South Wales, Carmarthenshire, Mid Wales, and West North Wales have quite a high percentage of Wels speakers.

In my houshold there are 5 of us, 3 fluent, one ish and one barely - me!

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By the way Deke where you off mate?

 

[Evans Electric]

A small job in Four Crosses , Sidey, then visit our kid in Llandrinio.

 

[Badger]

Certain aras of West South Wales, Carmarthenshire, Mid Wales, and West North Wales have quite a high percentage of Wels speakers.In my houshold there are 5 of us, 3 fluent, one ish and one barely - me!

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By the way Deke where you off mate?

mom dad and sister fluent, the goldfish barely and then you yourself and i :slap

 

[a1]

A lot of English people in South Wales (Londoners mainly).

As Sidey says, it is more in parts such as: Camarthen, Llandeilo, Ammanford, Gwaun cae Gurwen, Llanelli (Polish speakers there too), All around that area speak fluent Welsh - so much so, they can whistle in Welsh too.

 

[septiclecky]

I'm working in Wales tomorrow (Monday) but my passport is out of date and I don't speak Welsh, so will cross the border under the radar somewhere west of Shrewsbury in an unmarked van with the lights off. We then park the van and disguise it as a male voice choir with a recording of "Cwm Rhondda" playing, and

head out on foot , disguised as sheep, yomping across fields to our objective.

To avoid being seen we plan to run through the village shouting " Look out , Max Boyce is coming" The village will evacuate , we go in , carry out our orders and leave the way we came .

If you see a male voice choir heading back to the M6 it may be us. :C Me and Brian that is.

Hope you haven't forgot to pack your wellies so you blend in with the locals.