What annoys the wife (Be honest)

[Evans Electric]

What things do you do that annoy the wife. Wonder if we will see a pattern forming. I seem to have many , here are nine to start the thread.

1. Football. Load of overpaid blokes chasing a bag of wind around. :|

2. Forum. Load of blokes talking about work. :|

3. Me not watching the soap operas with her.

4. Me reading too many books.

5. Leaving the loo seat up.

6. My one and only tattoo of a former girlfriends name.

7. Me listening to the Goon Show on BBC 7.

8. My screensaver photos of Jennifer Aniston. :x

9. Worst of all !! My inability to open or close the curtains properly. :_|

Deke

 

[dan.]

breathing

 

[betty swollocks]

talking during love making...

admittedly it was on the phone and to my mate who was watching the match

 

[M107]

1, Football

2, PS3

3, Forum

4, Not being able to say no to work.

5,Not watching soaps with her.

6, Not being chatty when I'm watching blokeish programs (Ross K in the stan)

7, Me talking through crap reality shows or celeb skating/dancing rubbish.

8, Getting the kids to do a war face (ala full metal jacket)

9, Working out who did it on who done it police type shows

10, Not putting the bin out on Friday mornings.

Thats mine.

But she loves me

 

[a1]

Absolutely Nothing - Because I am perfect.

But she will say otherwise on here. But it is what she tells me, that counts.

 

[Badger]

i cant possibly comment as im not married :^O

 

[Andy™]

Life is so much easier being single

 

[Apache]

Life is so much easier being single

That's what miserable lonley people say when they can't find a gf!

 

[bassman]

1. Not closing the curtains properley

2.Bog seat left up

3.Not puting dirty washing in the basket

4.Moaning about celeb programmes.dancing /ice skating

5.Watching uk gold.

6.Asking for her to drop me of and pick me up from local.

7.telling her not to do as i do but as I say.(when driving)

 

[a2]

What things do you do that annoy the wife. Wonder if we will see a pattern forming. I seem to have many , here are nine to start the thread.1. Football. Load of overpaid blokes chasing a bag of wind around. :|

2. Forum. Load of blokes talking about work. :|

3. Me not watching the soap operas with her.

4. Me reading too many books.

5. Leaving the loo seat up.

6. My one and only tattoo of a former girlfriends name.

7. Me listening to the Goon Show on BBC 7.

8. My screensaver photos of Jennifer Aniston. :x

9. Worst of all !! My inability to open or close the curtains properly. :_|

Deke

Deke that should have gone ages ago IMO.

 

[dougal]

waking up

every thing

 

[a2]

The only thing that annoys me is that i have to pm admin to get him to talk to me.

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[a2]

I would love the wives/gf's to reply to this thread.

 

[Theorysparky]

me coming to my cave to talk to you lot when i should be in bed !!!!

 

[Andy™]

The only thing that annoys me is that i have to pm admin to get him to talk to me. .

reminds me of this:

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?'

The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?'

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, 'Katie Findlay, Room 69'.

The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.'

After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, 'Good news. Her nurse has told me that Katie is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine. Her blood test just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr. Sutherland, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday'.

The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried. God bless you for the good news.'

The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Katie your daughter?'

The grandmother said, 'No - I'm Katie Findlay in Room 69. No one tells me **** all here.'

 

[Theorysparky]

:^O

 

[Apache]

Deke that should have gone ages ago IMO.

If she was a good sport she'd just change her name by deed poll

 

[Apache]

I would love the wifes/gf's to reply to this thread.

and break from their household chores? I think not

 

[Apache]

my gf doesn't like me making piles of things everywhere. They're not neat enough apparantly. She doesn't like my tools in the house. She doesn't like me drilling holes in the wall. I'm messy. I lead the dog astray. I forget to pass on phone messages.

me gf often leaves me baskets of washing to put on when I go to bed (on the cheap rate electric), last night I put a load on to wash - left in the usual place. I was supposed to have noticed it was clean and ironed and to go away!Blushing

 

[Robojin]

OK this should be in the Joke section but it's on topic

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive -

so I took her to a gas station...

And then the fight started....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her

drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years

ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked

me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'

and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You s

hould have dropped your pants. You might Have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....

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A woman is standing ****, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her

husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started.....