What's Your Favorite Electrician Joke?

[Rob_the_rich]

How many sound "engineers" does it take to change a light bulb? One, two, one, two...

 

[Zeespark]

Part Pee :innocent

Andy Guinness

 

[kerching]

This was a few years ago, but.......... After the factory "engineer'" has spent two days trying to get a machine to work, and involving a 700 mile round trip, how long did it take this hairy arshed Spark to 'switch the fecking machine on!'?

Tw@!

Good coin though

Just saying

 

[TC-Electric]

Why are the electricians always up to date?

Because they are “current specialists”.

 

[Raven Luni]

 

[ProDave]

When Mr Ohm discovered his law, he went straight ohm to tell his wife, because he couldn't resistor.

 

[SBS Dave]

An apprentice electrician shows up for work, over an hour after he was supposed to. His boss asks

Wire you insulate?

 

[revjames]

is this a current topic?

 

[kerching]

Not a joke but a true story

in local suppliers alleged 'spark' walks in. Problem with LEDs, I said he had probably used wrong driver.

he then went over to the CK display and asked me which was the best one

 

[Doc Hudson]

is this a current topic?

I would think it is probably at bit more 'Alternating Current':  It was current in 2013 then 2015 and now 2018. So the evidence would suggest an Alternating Current topic. But as always, I am open to any Correction Factors?

Doc H

 

[revjames]

Not a joke but a true story

in local suppliers alleged 'spark' walks in. Problem with LEDs, I said he had probably used wrong driver.

he then went over to the CK display and asked me which was the best one

I hope you shed some light on it for him

 

[Blue Duck]

I hope you shed some light on it for him

Or stabbed him in the eye with a PZ2

 

[Mastbruch]

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 

1. One to screw it in. 2. One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination. 3. One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination. 4. One to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like". 5. One to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic. 6. One to blame men for not changing the bulb. 7. One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it. 8. One to blame men for creating a society tjat discourages women from changing lightbulbs. 9. One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many lightbulbs. 10. One to advocate that lightbulb changers should have the same wage parity as electricians. 11. One to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men. 12. On to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo evidence that men are now unnecessary.

 

[kerching]

How many men does it take to,replace a lamp in a kitchen?

irrelevant as she should be able to cook in the dark