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How many sound "engineers" does it take to change a light bulb? One, two, one, two...

 
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An apprentice electrician shows up for work, over an hour after he was supposed to. His boss asks

Wire you insulate?

 
is this a current topic?


I would think it is probably at bit more 'Alternating Current':  It was current in 2013 then 2015 and now 2018. So the evidence would suggest an Alternating Current topic. But as always, I am open to any Correction Factors?

Doc H

 
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 

1. One to screw it in. 2. One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination. 3. One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination. 4. One to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "****-like". 5. One to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic. 6. One to blame men for not changing the bulb. 7. One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it. 8. One to blame men for creating a society tjat discourages women from changing lightbulbs. 9. One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many lightbulbs. 10. One to advocate that lightbulb changers should have the same wage parity as electricians. 11. One to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men. 12. On to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo evidence that men are now unnecessary.

 
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