Where Does Electricity Come From...

[misssweden]

"Who can tell me where electricity comes from?" asks the teacher.

"From the jungle," says Little Johnny.

"Why the jungle, Johnny?" asks the teacher.

"This morning," says Johnny, "when my Dad wanted to have a shave, he couldn't. He said those ******* monkeys had switched the power off again."

 

[steptoe]

:slap

very good, 

 

[m4tty]

:slap

 

[Apache]

The saddest part is the joke isn't funny, but Matty and Steps sucking up to our Sveedish lady................

 

[kme]

:slap

 

[steptoe]

The saddest part is the joke isn't funny, but Matty and Steps sucking up to our Sveedish lady................

get a sense of humour transplant,

it was funny, even made me laff out loud.

 

[Apache]

 

[steptoe]

still doesnt mean  SSS didnt have any proporionate take on it,  

BTW, I know I spelt it wrong, but, its late.

 

[misssweden]

The saddest part is the joke isn't funny, but Matty and Steps sucking up to our Sveedish lady................

Cheers Patch Do you know how hard it is to find Little Johnny jokes that are clean enough to post on the forum?

 

[GoldenB]

Good joke.

Good joke!

 

[sno123]

funniest when you have kids 

 

[Craig Riddlington]

Ha Haa!! 

Funny joke.

 

[Badger]

now this one made me laugh and smile.

 

[kerching]

My house has little holes in the wall surrounded by plastic.

The electrickery is in these holes in the form of invisible smoke

 

[Richard-the-Ninth]

I am sorry, but you all have it wrong, This nice man explains all about electricity.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/zFN0wqUIY6o?feature=oembed

 

[kerching]

Well that makes a lot more sense than NAPITs woefully incorrect formulae in this months PE magazine explaining how to calculate the impedance of a transformer

I, for one, would trust the bloke in the video FAR more than I would their diatribe

But there again, what do I know............

 

[misssweden]

Little did I know that one day I was gonna be one of those ******* monkeys...

 

[binky]

post the unclean ones ]

 

[kerching]

I am lead to believe that there is a ready "second user" market for such things...

Just retching

 

[ulp]

Hehehe