Why Women Are Important!

[Robin Spark]

Was told this joke in church at the weekend (honest!)

There was a very famous cowboy, bit of a cheeky sod who liked to play the game all through his life.  When he finally passed away he had this written on his headstone.

1.  Its very important for a man to be to have a supportive woman behind him

2.  Its very important for a man to have a good woman who will cook his dinner every night and keep the home clean and tidy

3.  Its very important for a man to have a good woman who will always be faithful to him

4.  Its very important for a man to have a woman who is good in bed

5.  Its very, very important for none of the above women to ever meet!

:slap

 

[Sharpend]

Which denomination church is that? The latter days male chauvinist?

 

[Apache]

Robin is a Mormon. What's your point?

 

[steptoe]

jaysus Apache,

you cant go round calling members MORONs for no good reason,  :slap

 

[Technician]

I was once at a dinner with a curate at the local Cathedral.  A couple of

the lady choristers were there along with a registrar from the local infirmary.

Orange juice on the table.  No plonk in sight.  Not a whiff of the white man's

happy juice.  Not even a schooner of Harvey's.

It was one of the funniest nights out I have EVER had.

 

[Robin Spark]

Which denomination church is that? The latter days male chauvinist?

Which denomination church is that? The latter days male chauvinist?

Yes, how did you guess!  I had to go, to show my support for somebody there who was performing (singer) and yes it was full of old people. 

I was quite surprised at some of the jokes/comments that were said.