Wife asks

[Badger]

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

 

[Robin Spark]

No such luck I'm afraid lol!

 

[Electrical Supplies]

Big fan of this joke

 

[batty]

I liked it too was going to press the like button but had already said I liked it, its not a no lighty.