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That bloke needs an austin metro enema,then skinned and dipped in salt,what makes a person do that ????

And the ones that arent become plumbers :P

Blue ones look really nice when used to light up my bike Guiness Drink to blue neons

You mean theres another sun??? one that actually shows itself ... NAAAAAAA ur having a giraffe ;)

What u need is a motorbike as we dont pay to use the bridge , i dont know why we arent charged but i'm not complaining ...... Applaud Smiley

why dont u lay the kids accross the window licker bus windscreen all night? therefore having a nice warm and frost free screen in the morning??? i use the neighbourhood kids and sure works for me ...

Specloc . Theres no chance in hell that he will find the file/folder thingy in his shed , i only just found the door to get out and that because his good lady was standing there with a brew ......(Nose like a bloodhound..) she needs to get in there and give it a womans touch , and put a bottle...

This sub forum your on about is it for mariners??? or dominatrix with whips?????

Hiya paul welcome to one of the best places on the web (apart from the bike sites and ahem naughty girly sites Blushing ) catch u around mukka

Oh CRAP better burn those pics of me in my dress then ..... Blushing but i looked so damn good ]:) howdo boys n girls its been a while ,had to come back i missed ya all HONEST and since wizard lowered the value of my scooter (

not my spelling, its me seeing eye dog , tell him im just the ****tator :^O used to use my ****taphone but the hound just couldnt get used to my dialect ( from accross the bridge he is see) m8 id love to stay and chat but her in bed is calling and i need a cwtch laters old chap :D

Either ur a copper now ,or u have transformed in rene from allo allo ?? not suprised with all this vaselining and voltage touching tsk tsk my virgin eyes and my sky ears ruined with this site i tells ya ????????? lost my train of thought oh well off to bed night everybodypeeps

make sure its not raining when u make a fly for it , or it wil be a messy landing indeed, could use charmin instead of loo rolls and then , awww no good if it did rain it would suck all the water in and make it heavy as hell and where would the band be hiding to play dambusters ?????? tut tut...

ooooh yes love the galactica i do , all the fracking , its great :^O

Dunno . could make u an electrical technician ?? ask the don ,he will beat the answer out of somone , i say he will , i meant his boys will :^O

is that the cider filled version???

So is it working?????? and can i borrow it ]:)

And WELCOME daffy oops i did come to say hello but speclocs killing me in the postings heheeeeeheeee not 4 long ]:)

so whats the weather then ????????? do i leave my tufts of hair on my head or do i bic it?????? cmon mr weatherman