3 word story

[kerching]

bolloxed Volkswagen engine

 

[sprocketflup]

gushing its juices

 

[kerching]

needing aTurbo

 

[Blue Duck]

from the thieving

 

[Sharpend]

when it's just

 

[Slowhand]

Gushed an oozing

 

[Badger]

oil container leak

 

[Sharpend]

All over kerch's

 

[Blue Duck]

B&Q kitchen warranty

 

[ProDave]

as a VW
 

 

[Blue Duck]

, just imagine if

 

[Sharpend]

Kerch had both 

 

[kerching]

warranty is faeces

 

[Sharpend]

Car kitchen general?

 

[Badger]

The insurance company 

 

[sprocketflup]

didnt like the

 

[Blue Duck]

Idea of paying

 

[Badger]

Told the client

 

[Blue Duck]

all our contacts

 

[bluetobits]

Are suffering with