Adam And Eve

[misssweden]

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "This morning Eve and I made love for the first time."

God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"

Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."

"Oh, bloody hell," said God, "now all the fish will smell funny."

 

[Blue Duck]

:slap

 

[ProDave]

I'm glad it was a woman that told that joke.  :Applaud

 

[Blue Duck]

Just be glad it wasn't Adam and Steve....

 

[ProDave]

Just be glad it wasn't Adam and Steve....

:red card  

 

[kme]

Just be glad it wasn't Adam and Steve....

:slap

And there I was , still laughing at miss Swede`s joke - then I had to laugh again, before I`d finished laughing!!!!

That hurt

 

[unmartillo]

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

 

[binky]

why do women have legs?

have you ever seen the mess a snail makes....

 

[kerching]

Why do most women marry in White?

Most household appliances come in white

 

[sprocketflup]

why do female parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down