Addiction

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

My mate keeps drinking brake fluid. He says he's not addicted because he can stop whenever he wants ! ; \ ; \ ; \

 

[extension15]

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[a1]

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[a1]

Two children decided to have a go at "Stealing" on their visit to town In November.

One stole Batteries - The other stole fireworks. Both were chased and caught.

But before thy were caught - they swallowed the evidence.

After being in a cell overnight - One was "Charged" and the other was "Let Off".

 

[kme]

My mate keeps drinking brake fluid. He says he's not addicted because he can stop whenever he wants ! ; \ ; \ ; \

Funny thing, my mate got a strange fascination for a 5 litre tub of engine oil. So much so that he married it.

We knew it wouldn`t last, and, sure enough, they got divorced.

He had to split everything 15-40

 

[a1]

Funny thing, my mate got a strange fascination for a 5 litre tub of engine oil. So much so that he married it.We knew it wouldn`t last, and, sure enough, they got divorced.

He had to split everything 15-40

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[a1]

I know someone who fell in love with his own Vomit. But he doesn't want to fetch it up.

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[kme]

Oh, dear me.

That`s enough to make me want to vomit m8

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad one