Aliens stole my caddy

[phil d]

Today was bin day,the wife put the bin out,along with the bag with the tins in and also the waste food caddy,the truck came for the recycling and shortly after the bin wagon came.Shortly after this I went out to bring the bins in,the bin was there,the bag was there,the caddy however was missing!I walked up the street,no caddy,I walked down the street,no caddy,nobody has walked past except the postman,ok it's a bit windy but the bag hadn't blown away so in that case then it follows that the caddy being heavier is unlikely to have blown away.I rang the wife at work and asked her if she had indeed put it out,even though I'd seen it on the front when I went to the shop for my newspaper,I checked around the back 3 times just to be certain,no it was definately put out this morning and it has definately disappeared,now given everything else the only conclusion is it HAS to be aliens!

Still it does make you wonder why an intelligent lifeform from another planet would want a waste food caddy!

 

[Sharpend]

More like the bin men got fed up with the smell and just binned the lot!

 

[phil d]

More like the bin men got fed up with the smell and just binned the lot!

oh come on,my theory sounds much better.lol

 

[OnOff]

When I read the title I was hoping for a golfing/abduction story.....

 

[Sharpend]

I thought I was to look out for a flying vw  

 

[Tony S]

Lay off the Guinness Phil.

I chucked our scrap food caddy in the refuge wagon myself.

 

[Evans Electric]

Bloody aliens !......they're a pain in the backside....    warp driving across the universe....... showing off their advanced technology.... ....nicking our scrap food bins  ....Go on !!!  Get back to Alpha Centauri  where you belong :red card

 

[Sharpend]

I do recall you showed them a red card before and they left???

 

[Rob_the_rich]

In cases like these, there is usually a rational explanation, such as the Aliens stole your neighbour's scrap food caddy, your neighbour then stole your one.

 

[Evans Electric]

Thats right !!!.....bloody hovering over ower owse ....soon told 'em where to go.

 

[Sharpend]

That's where the term brummie persuader comes from!!

 

[Evans Electric]

Works every time....they don't like it up 'em you know!!

 

[OnOff]

Was the van sign written btw?

 

[Tony S]

What van?

 

[Sharpend]

What van?

Oh you didn't see it either. 

 

[Evans Electric]

Where the hell is this thread going ?   There are no vans , sign written or not ,  this is a serious discussion with a member having his bin stolen by aliens .  Well it HAS to be !!!  Theres no other explaination  

 

[OnOff]

I found the badge for it at least:

http://www.ebay.ie/itm/Self-Adhesive-Chrome-3D-Metal-UFO-Alien-Badge-for-VW-Phaeton-Caravelle-Caddy-/400996180245?hash=item5d5d3c2115:g:f~sAAOSw9N1Vy108

 

[Sharpend]

:Applaud