An Assault...... then an experiment !

[Revved Up Sparky]

I walked past a gang of youths yesterday and one of them threw a lump of cheese at the back of my head. I turned round and said sternly "that's not mature !".....

When I got home I decided to go into the back garden and perform an expermiment on some snails. I would remove their shells to see if they could move any faster, however I abandoned the experiment after noting that they still looked very sluggish.......

 

[spinlondon]

I saw a man walking down the road with my neighbour's gate, I didn't say anything as he might have taken a fence.