septiclecky
Distinguished Member
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, Silly!" the blonde said.
"First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants,
I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened,
I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise.
So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, Silly!" the blonde said.
"First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants,
I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened,
I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise.
So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
