mcgaw81
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A French doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can
take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in six weeks'.
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
four weeks'.
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can
take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks'.
The English doctor said that's nothing We can take two @rse holes out of
Scotland, put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have half the country
looking for work almost immediately'.
take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in six weeks'.
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
four weeks'.
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can
take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks'.
The English doctor said that's nothing We can take two @rse holes out of
Scotland, put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have half the country
looking for work almost immediately'.