Chip shop

[revjames]

Bloke walks into a chip shop and says "I have a list so I'll come back for it later". He says "I want Fish and chips, fish chips and peas, pie and chips and a fish chips and beans". He hands the server a list and as he walks out of the door the server says "You're from the Salvation Army aren't you?"

Question: how did he know?

Answers on a postcard

 

[Badger]

because he was wearing a uniform?

 

[revjames]

awww you could have waited.....

well done and 200 extra bonus points

 

[Badger]

i didnt actually think that answer was correct as i thought it was too obvious but still.

 

[paul b b]

Sounds like a silly question from the guy serving if he was in uniform

 

[septiclecky]

And the joke is what? :C

 

[Badger]

septic thats my thoughts.

 

[revjames]

To be fair I was told this joke yesterday and as he told it he wrote down on a bit of paper the orders for the chip shop in abbreviated form so I guess I was looking for a clue in what he had written down. I thought it was funny you miserable lot... I guess it was a case of 'you had to be there....' I'm wasted on this forum...

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

James it has to be exceptionally funny to make Septiclecky laugh !

 

[revjames]

Tell him the tarka one then.....

 

[Doc Hudson]

To be fair I was told this joke yesterday and as he told it he wrote down on a bit of paper the orders for the chip shop in abbreviated form so I guess I was looking for a clue in what he had written down. I thought it was funny you miserable lot... I guess it was a case of 'you had to be there....' I'm wasted on this forum...

Wasted? never! All of our members are respected and valued. Well I hope they are? That was one of Admin's aims setting this place up.

Doc H.

 

[septiclecky]

James it has to be exceptionally funny to make Septiclecky laugh !

That's what a joke is supposed to do make you laugh and this didn't:yawn

It's like Micheal McIntyre i find him as funny as a peice of pork at a Jewish wedding

 

[paul b b]

It's like Micheal McIntyre i find him as funny as a peice of pork at a Jewish wedding

that actualy would be quite funny, well unless you were jewish

 

[roys]

that actualy would be quite funny, well unless you were jewish

Or a pig