council job

[jl-heating]

Council Job

A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He answers 'Yes - caffeine'

'Have you ever been in the services?'

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, 'Yes ....a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'

The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.

Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM.

You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '

'This is a council job,' the interviewer says.

'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our b******s, not really any point in you coming in for that.'

bit rubbish but i thought i would share it might raise a smile.

 

[Apache]

I liked it JL

 

[a1]

PMSL.

That's a cracker. I will tell my Brother that one - He's a Bricky for our local council. He will PHSL too.

:^O

 

[batty]

Thats a good un J.L .

Batty

:^O

 

[NWDS]

like it jl like it a lot.

NWDS

Applaud SmileyApplaud Smiley

 

[kung]

lol funny enuf i used to work on rewires for the council and thats a true thing ! lol

 

[mcgaw81]

I too was a council 'employee' (can't say worker as that is slanderous) and this shouldn't be in the joke thread as it happens up here as well

In saying that its still funny Applaud Smiley