Crapple

[Apache]

Oh, my.........

 

[ProDave]

OMG

I've just got this awful image of someone "using" one of those while on the forum.

Next time someone messes up their typing, we will know why.

 

[steptoe]

I must admit I've always been very anti Apple anything................until now:

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/27/welcome-to-the-future-of-male-masturbation-new-adult-toy-lets-you-have-sex-with-your-ipad-4778327/

:lol:   

:slap

 

[OnOff]

Right.............just need the Velcro and an iPad..........

 

[ProDave]

this is the real McCoy.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c

 

[OnOff]

THAT'S why our local Chinese is called Happy Garden!  :slap

 

[Blue Duck]

Nooooo!

I wonder what they are doing out the back in the "happy garden"

:C

 

[kme]

WHA??

I thought the "fleshlight Ipad" was bad enough - then Dave has to put in a robotic semen extractor link............

( Though, on the plus side - I suppose it doesn`t argue back at you????) :slap

 

[kerching]

WHA??

I thought the "fleshlight Ipad" was bad enough - then Dave has to put in a robotic semen extractor link............

( Though, on the plus side - I suppose it doesn`t argue back at you????) :slap

And you don,t have to give it a cuddle afterwards.....unless you feel like you have to