Diet

[p.mc]

A large lady goes the doctors and inquires the best way to lose weight with the least amount of effort.

the doctor says..."every time you're offered food, look to the left, then to the right a few times.

"How on earth is that going to help me!"...She grunted.

"It means every time you're offered food just say no you fat c*nt".

 

[p.mc]

Amended as rushed it...

A rather large lady fed up with her weight goes the doctors and inquires

about the best way to lose weight with the least amount of effort.

The doctor says..."look to the left, then to the right and do that a few times"

"Ooh!...That sounds easy. How often should I do that"?...She replied.

"Every time you're offered food you fat ****".

Tada!

 

[martinxxxxxx]

... my wife just threatened to leave me because of my " obsession with The Monkees " at first i thought she was joking ..................... but then i saw her face ....

 

[cortex101]

Good one

Good one

 

[unmartillo]

I've decided to make money writing dieting books. I'm told they appeal to a very wide audience.
 

 

[Zeespark]

People arent always fat due to overeating, there are sometimes causes beying their control that keeps them heavy.

Andy Guinness