Dr. Phil and Obsessions

[a2]

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You're obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mother. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third mother. "Your obsession is alcohol. This too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and says, "Come on Richard! We're leaving."

 

[Apache]

lol

English man, Irish man and Scots man talking about their children. Scotsman says he named his son Andrew as born on St Andrew's day. Englishman says 'that's funny - I called my son George because he was born on St George's day'. The Englishman turns to the Irish man and ask him how he chose his son's name. Well, said the Irishman our pancake.............