D Skelton
Junior Member
A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman if he has any bread, the barman replies "No, sorry, we don't serve food". The duck asks again whether the barman has any bread, the barman replies "No, no bread I'm afraid". The duck then asks the barman if he has any bread, "Err, no?!, I've told you we don't have any bread and we dont serve food". The duck asks for a fourth time whether the barman has any bread, "No" replies the barman, "What part of we dont have any bread don't you understand?". In reply to this the duck asks if the barman could give him some bread. "NO, WE DON'T DO BREAD!" shouts the barman, "NOW I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE, IF YOU ASK ME FOR BREAD AGAIN I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR BLEEDIN' BEAK TO THE BAR, NOW GET LOST!!!" The duck ponders for a moment and then asks "You got any nails?" The barman says "No, why?". "You got any bread then?" says the duck.
