George Michael

[MalcyB]

So they've sent George Michael to prison. Isn't that like sentencing Vanessa Feltz to 8 weeks in a chocolate factory?

 

[M107]

George michael's settled in to prison very well. He's already wrote a song about his skinhead cell mate..

It will be his new single called "Hairless Fister"

 

[M107]

George Michael has been forced to give hand jobs to fellow in mates before having to make them a cup of hot chocolate.

He is currently working on a new single about his time inside it will be called...w*** me off before your cocoa.