gone for a run

[niceandripe]

I went for a run yesterday and come back after 5 minutes because i forgot something..

I forgot i was fat and cant run for more than 5 minutes!

 

[Sharpend]

Learn to walk before you run springs to mind!

Small steps will stop you getting tired so quickly.

 

[betty swollocks]

You should follow my example and join a gym first

Yesterday I was going for all my worth on this new machine

I lasted a full 30 minutes before I thought I would chuck up

It's great, it sells twix mars bountys topics crunchies and dairy milk

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

I went out for a jog with a very overweight guy the other day. I ran in short bursts........... he ran in burst shorts...... !