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A guy is seeing a gorilla in a tree in front of his house.
He calls the authorities and is told that in a few minutes someone will come to take care of the problem.
After half a hour the specialist appears in a truck, with a bat, some handcuffs, a gun and a Chihuahua dog.
He tells the man:
- Now let me explain how it will be done: I climb into the tree, hit the monkey in the head with the bat, the monkey falls off the tree, the dog jumps and bites his balls, the monkey, in a desperate gesture, put its hands at its balls and then, you could easily handcuff the monkey.
- But what about the gun?
- If I fall first, shoot the Chihuahua!
He calls the authorities and is told that in a few minutes someone will come to take care of the problem.
After half a hour the specialist appears in a truck, with a bat, some handcuffs, a gun and a Chihuahua dog.
He tells the man:
- Now let me explain how it will be done: I climb into the tree, hit the monkey in the head with the bat, the monkey falls off the tree, the dog jumps and bites his balls, the monkey, in a desperate gesture, put its hands at its balls and then, you could easily handcuff the monkey.
- But what about the gun?
- If I fall first, shoot the Chihuahua!
