Hi Everyone

[CMSTATHER]

Hi,

Just introducing myself, I'm Carl, and although I trained as a spark in the navy, I kinda got lost track and did other things when I left. Anyway long story short, thought I'd get back into it and applied for jobs but found I basically need to re-train / re-qualify so here I am as a very mature trainee again. I may be asking some very stupid questions over the coming months while the certification is going on so please bear with me, its been about 30 years since I had to do the school thing and will probably need some help.

 

[Bez]

Hi Carl, and welcome. There's plenty of good help and advice on this forum, best of luck with the re-training.

Bez

 

[a1]

Hello Carl,

Welcome to the forum.

As Bez has stated, there is plenty of help on here, just ask away, when you are ready.

 

[Dane]

Welcome to the forum

and remember.... there is no such thing as a daft question

 

[batty]

Welcome to the forum Carl.

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Welcome to the forum and remember.... there is no such thing as a daft question

why do men fart more than women... maybe?????? ? :|

:coat

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Hi, Just introducing myself, I'm Carl, and although I trained as a spark in the navy, I kinda got lost track and did other things when I left. Anyway long story short, thought I'd get back into it and applied for jobs but found I basically need to re-train / re-qualify so here I am as a very mature trainee again. I may be asking some very stupid questions over the coming months while the certification is going on so please bear with me, its been about 30 years since I had to do the school thing and will probably need some help.

welcome Carl...

Good news....

you are in the right place....

GuinnessGuinnessGuinnessGuinness

 

[Dane]

why do men fart more than women... maybe?????? ? :| :coat

My other half farts more than me :_|

 

[a2]

My other half farts more than me :_|

You probably think she does but investegations show that men let out between 15 and 20 'big' farts a day whereas women can let out upto 50 small farts, each 10 small farts are equally to 1 'big' fart from a guy.

TBH i dont care who farts the most as long as they dont smell :^O

:^O

 

[a2]

Hi, Just introducing myself, I'm Carl, and although I trained as a spark in the navy, I kinda got lost track and did other things when I left. Anyway long story short, thought I'd get back into it and applied for jobs but found I basically need to re-train / re-qualify so here I am as a very mature trainee again. I may be asking some very stupid questions over the coming months while the certification is going on so please bear with me, its been about 30 years since I had to do the school thing and will probably need some help.

Welcome to the forum Carl

 

[CMSTATHER]

Thanks fellas,

Much appreciated, looking forward to getting stuck in as it were

 

[Apache]

Hello and welcome to the forum

 

[Robin Spark]

Hi Carl,

pleased that you found us on your journey and good luck with your training!

Once you get stuck into your training It will probably all come flooding back to you :coat

 

[SeánH]

hello and welcome, you couldnt be in a better place to ask questions

 

[CMSTATHER]

why do men fart more than women... maybe?????? ? :| :coat

"Because women never shut up long enough to build up the required pressure?"

Tho old ones are the best. and before I'm branded as sexist... sorry admin2 and all the other lady who may be present.

:coat

 

[Dane]

"Because women never shut up long enough to build up the required pressure?"Tho old ones are the best. and before I'm branded as sexist... sorry admin2 and all the other lady who may be present.

:coat

admin 2 and lady in the same sentance? ROTFWL

 

[a2]

admin 2 and lady in the same sentance? ROTFWL

They go well dont they.

:^O