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A bus load of Catholic school girls is in a crash and they all get killed.
When they get to heaven St Peter asks them if they have ever had any contact with a Pen1s.
The first girl giggles and says that she once touched the tip of one with her finger, St Peter tells her to go and wash the finger in the holy water.
The second girl says that she once held a hard one, so St Peter tells her to go and scrub her hands in the holy water.
Suddenly there is a commotion and one of the girls fights her through from the back, "Jenny whats the problem" St Peter asks, Jenny replies " I want to gargle that holy water before Sally sticks her ar5e in it"
When they get to heaven St Peter asks them if they have ever had any contact with a Pen1s.
The first girl giggles and says that she once touched the tip of one with her finger, St Peter tells her to go and wash the finger in the holy water.
The second girl says that she once held a hard one, so St Peter tells her to go and scrub her hands in the holy water.
Suddenly there is a commotion and one of the girls fights her through from the back, "Jenny whats the problem" St Peter asks, Jenny replies " I want to gargle that holy water before Sally sticks her ar5e in it"
