I woke up in shock this morning.....

[Revved Up Sparky]

..... that crazy scientist from next door broke into my house overnight, came into my bedroom and cloned my body- leaving the clone asleep on the other side of the bed !.

Ohhh when I woke up I was beside myself !.

 

[revjames]

I knew someone called Joy and the same thing happened to her husband. When he woke up he was beside himself with Joy....

 

[kerching]

I have just fitted mirrored wardrobe doors in the bedroom...............happens every day for me now! Plus, if I get out of the wrong side of the bed I bump into myself.......... :coat

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

I have now discovered that my clone, unlike me, is extremely foul mouthed so I took it for a walk and pushed it over a cliff, however the Police then arrested me for making an obscene clone fall.

 

[martinxxxxxx]

Aaaaahh get me out of this thread..........................