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[Davethsparky]

Hello, some of you will know me, some of you won't (the really unlucky ones will have met me in the real world!)

I'm an electrician, theatre technician and also dabble in the world of professional fireworks. 

 

[shanky887614]

hi davesparks, good to see you here

 

[Essex1]

Not another one. 

 

[Essex1]

@Essex1 Another one what ?

Another transfer. Haha. 

Dave is a good bloke. Wears dodgy hats and drinks girls beer but he is ok. 

 

[Essex1]

Girls Beer ? Harp ? Fosters ?

To be honest I cannot remember. I was way past the point of recall at the time. 

 

[Davethsparky]

Beer??? I'll have none of that nonsense thank you very much! I drinks Zider!

 

[Davethsparky]

Ciders not a girls beer, whats Essex on about ?

That is a frequently asked question!

 

[Essex1]

Haha. Cider is a girls drink. All the pansies drink it. 

 

[misssweden]

Haha. Cider is a girls drink. All the pansies drink it. 

Oiii!

 

[Davethsparky]

I've seen some cider in cornwall (my mates partial to it) that would make your hair curl, after 4 your vision starts going, the stuff has bit floating in it as well and is cloudy.....

Derbyshire produces a rather potent cider, can't remember the name of it at the moment but just be careful of Tony offers you a pint!

 

[Rob_the_rich]

I've seen some cider in cornwall (my mates partial to it) that would make your hair curl, after 4 your vision starts going, the stuff has bit floating in it as well and is cloudy.....

Does it count as one of your five-a-day then?

Edit; welcome Dave

 

[shanky887614]

:slap

2 pints  :innocent

@misssweden when i was in benidorm i asked for a vodka and redbull and got given a pint of it... im be past it after having two of them as well (im a lightwight) there is a good chance the women on here weigh more than me atm.....

 

[misssweden]

@misssweden when i was in benidorm i asked for a vodka and redbull and got given a pint of it... im be past it after having two of them as well (im a lightwight) there is a good chance the women on here weigh more than me atm.....

But i bet they cost less than a single vodka redbull costs in the UK.

*goes back to the fridge for another stella*  Guinness

 

[steptoe]

Bloody hell SSS, what does a girl call Stella,?

I'm fine with her having my Stella,  as long as she leaves my Bucky alone,  

 

[Sharpend]

Welcome Dave, took your time but here at last.

 

[eodneil]

Hi & welcome Dave

 

[GMES]

This place seems to have got really busy really quickly.

 

[Tony S]

Hello, some of you will know me, some of you won't (the really unlucky ones will have met me in the real world!)

I'm an electrician, theatre technician and also dabble in the world of professional fireworks. 

The really unlucky ones have met you  :Y

Hi Dave  :Salute

 

[Davethsparky]

Welcome Dave, took your time but here at last.

May only be a short visit, this site has got to be the biggest heap of crap of a site I've tried to use in a long time. 

 

[Sharpend]

Care to expand?