I'm totally amazed at how stupid some of these councils are, about 5 years ago, they put speed humps on all the roads on our estate, then they had to remove them on one, it was a bus route! The next thing they decide on that one street to install chicanes, they spend a fortune on cast iron bollards, a few months later some H&S bod says the cast iron bollards are a hazard, suppose someone hits one with a car, they may get hurt!
Out come the bollards, the next thing they are planting trees where the bollards were, now excuse me, but those saplings will, in 5 or 10 years be big hefty trees, and we've all seen what hitting a tree does to a car.
A few weeks later I receive a letter off the council, could they interest me in a tree for my front garden? I rang them up, no I would not be interested in a tree in my front garden, I would however be very interested in having the road repaired outside my house. Sorry, we don't have any funds for that, says the man at the council!
At this point I go into full "Meldrew mode", how the hell can they not have money to repair a road, yet they have money to plant sodding trees!
The speed humps on the estate opposite were unreal, they were massive, one day a hearse got stuck on one! the coffin was in the back and about 5 cars of mourners behind it, they had to call out a recovery truck to lift it off, the council said it was fine, it was only when a police car removed half it's undercarriage that the humps were lowered.