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After Jesus came back from being crucified, he decided he would have a BBQ on the beach by a river with all his happy lil' followers. So he sparks up the barbie and then realises all the fish was left on the other side of the river.
This is a long and deep river and theres no way of going around or crossing it easily, so Jesus decides to just walk it over. He starts and gets to about halfway before he starts to sink. Now everybody is confused and when jesus manages to wade his way back to the side someone asks him "What the hell happened? We all thought you could walk on water"
And which he replied " i could, but i didnt have the god damn holes last time"
This is a long and deep river and theres no way of going around or crossing it easily, so Jesus decides to just walk it over. He starts and gets to about halfway before he starts to sink. Now everybody is confused and when jesus manages to wade his way back to the side someone asks him "What the hell happened? We all thought you could walk on water"
And which he replied " i could, but i didnt have the god damn holes last time"
