Kinky Boots

[Robin Spark]

Yesterday two couriers turned up, the mrs had ordered a pair of knee high boots and a st trinians outfit!

Im thinking ....christmas is still 3 months away..whats going on here then?

After some probing and investigation the Mrs then owns up and explains she ordered it for her best friend at work who hasnt got a debit/ credit card and so cant order off the internet so she got my mrs to get her the kinky outfit!

Lifes just not fair!

 

[Barx]

unlucky...

 

[OnOff]

Offer to take it round and "give" it to her mate! 

 

[Technician]

Schoolboy error Onoff.................

:slap

 

[septiclecky]

Offer to take it round and "give" it to her mate! 

Schoolboy error Onoff.................

:slap

Think his missus would have something to say about that

 

[Robin Spark]

Apparently its her friends wedding anniversary coming up in october, her husband is an accounts manager, so she gets treated for the weekend at a posh hotel and he gets to have " a very good time!"

 

[OnOff]

This thread is nothing without pictures!

A site I work on has an in-house post room and lot of the women working there on the various floors, well lets just say they have their personal "massage" items delivered. What they forget is that the parcels have to go through the X-ray machine. The security guys make sure that the parcel receives about 50 "CHECKED BY SECURITY" stamps. So there's a number of photos of the X-rays now doing the rounds. Some are like selection boxes with multiple attachments! Every time I have an RS delivery and go to pick it up I get shown the latest crop. The girl in question's photo is then brought up on the pc etc. Invasion of privacy?

 

[kerching]

Not an invasion of privacy at all....more of a " heads up" for the weekiend

it is our 33rd wedding anniversary on Friday....present Wife wants, amongst other things, a mini ipad and a onesie

for my part i hope to be giving her a onesie when i get in from work on Friday night ( flights permitting )

 

[Robin Spark]

Onoff, i have already had the offer that when we all meet up for christmas she will wear the boots. But for me its all or nothing, she needs to come in the whole outfit!

 

[OnOff]

Onoff, i have already had the offer that when we all meet up for christmas she will wear the boots. But for me its all or nothing, she needs to come in the whole outfit!

She actually meant JUST the boots! Merry Christmas!  :lol: