Knee Pads ...knee Pads....knee Pads !

[sprocketflup]

Que?

 

[kerching]

Que?

It is to do with his balls!

OR he has a huge hook like schnozz and resembles an eagle ( golden)

OR he is blonde and dumb.....Goldie Hawne

Or lost all his teeth and had gold ones fitted

OR.....

 

[sprocketflup]

I think that's his stage name when hes in drag

 

[kme]

Blonde is more like it :slap

@Andy`s comment of not wearing shorts - they don`t MAKE shorts for people that small, do they? Its a waste of time - they can wear undies, and pretend they1re shorts :slap ( sorry mate - bless )

 

[Jono Pashley]

Blonde is more like it :slap

@Andy`s comment of not wearing shorts - they don`t MAKE shorts for people that small, do they? Its a waste of time - they can wear undies, and pretend they1re shorts :slap ( sorry mate - bless )

All this from the bloke who wears trousers that are made to look like shorts  :yellow card

 

[Andy™]

@Andy`s comment of not wearing shorts - they don`t MAKE shorts for people that small, do they? Its a waste of time - they can wear undies, and pretend they1re shorts :slap ( sorry mate - bless )

You can only wear 'shorts'... they dont make anything long enough

 

[kerching]

erm

http://www.utilikilts.com/company/products/kilts/workmans/

just frightened

 

[NozSpark]

I wish I had knee pads on today...

Sailing a topper, which I am far too big for, and hurting my knees whilst tacking and gybing