Little miss muffet

[a2]

Told to me by one of the children in class yesterday.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet

Eating a Big Mac and Fries

Along came a spider and sat down beside her

'Yuck', it said, 'I prefer flies'

 

[Andy™]

humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

humpty Dumpty had a great fall

The structure of the wall was incorrect

So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

 

[a2]

Did you think of that all by yourself andy?

 

[Andy™]

Did you think of that all by yourself andy?

Of course i did

well... maybe not

 

[a2]

 

[Nicky Tesla]

old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor doggy a bone,

but when she bent down, the dog came around

and gave her a bone of his own

 

[Nicky Tesla]

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a block of cheese

then jack came down with a beaming smile

and his trousers round his knees

 

[a2]

old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor doggy a bone,but when she bent down, the dog came around

and gave her a bone of his own

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a block of cheesethen jack came down with a beaming smile

and his trousers round his knees

How rude

 

[Apache]

Mary had a little lamb

The doctor was suprised

 

[a2]

Mary had a little lambThe doctor was suprised

I would be to

 

[Andy™]

Mary had a little lambThe doctor was suprised

shouldnt that be 'the vet was surprised'

 

[a2]

shouldnt that be 'the vet was surprised'

How many vets do you know that are midwifes then Andy?

 

[andylherts]

How many vets do you know that are midwifes then Andy?

Judging by the population of london i've seen quite a few

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