new light switch problem

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[superspark]

I understand that some people want to have a go at electrics so to speak and i also understand that times are hard for some people and they don,t want to call out a electrician for fear of a large bill, but please trust a qualified tradesman and get a electrician in. If you had done this to start with it wouldn,t have cost much at all for a local guy to call in swap the switches conduct a quick eli test at the switches worked on,quick check of bonding and fuse box etc, he would make you aware of any improvement reccomended to your installation and be on his way. 1 hours labour charge your happy lights are working and more importantly SAFELY WORKING and the sparks got a bit of cash for a friday night pint.

happy days allround.

Guinness

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

er hm...ALDI I will have you know! ]

Whats yellow & blue and attached to a tight c**t

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An Aldi carrier bag :coat

 

[Evans Electric]

So , I no longer care if that switch is upstairs or downstairs. :C

 

[kme]

:O:O:O:O

What switch???

What`d I miss?? Who switched what? Why?

Can I see what you`re having for tea by looking in my oven??

 

[sprocketflup]

:O:O:O:OWhat switch???

What`d I miss?? Who switched what? Why?

Can I see what you`re having for tea by looking in my oven??

Isnt that basically what quantum is all about?

I bet Schroedinger hated it when his cat used to think outside the box

 

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Isnt that basically what quantum is all about?I bet Schroedinger hated it when his cat used to think outside the box

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Ah...

But...

If the light was left on in a closed room...

and the light has a limited operating lifespan...

Before you open the door to check the lamp..

was it ON or OFF?

OR BOTH!

and therefor does the OP need his light switch at all anyway???

:innocent

gosh..

I think me head got stuck up me own rear end then .. nearly!

] :Blushing

 

[Evans Electric]

We have now reached the old chestnut " If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there , does it make any noise?"

Or , if the universe started with a big bang, what was there to explode ?

Or how can it be that the universe is infinite, yet it must be , but how can it be , yet it is, but it can't be , everything must end , yes , except for the universe and time .

Duh!

 

[Andy™]

wonder if he is coming back?

or maybe he cant find his way to the computer in the dark?

 

[sprocketflup]

We have now reached the old chestnut " If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there , does it make any noise?" Or , if the universe started with a big bang, what was there to explode ?

Or how can it be that the universe is infinite, yet it must be , but how can it be , yet it is, but it can't be , everything must end , yes , except for the universe and time .

Duh!

Or if a man says something in a forest, and there isnt a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[Evans Electric]

:^O :^O:^O:Salute Yes he probably is !!!!!!!

 

[Ali]

Or if a man says something in a forest, and there isnt a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Of course!

 

[Larnacaman]

Silly question i know, ....but are you married sprocketflup??? lol!!!

 

[cadspark]

I bet the OP has blown his lights and is now using candlesWet Fish

 

[Badger]

I bet the OP has blown his lights and is now using candlesWet Fish

very funny :slap :^O :^O

but probably oh so true bad day explode :Salute :Salute :worship:worship :^O :^O:^O

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Silly question i know, ....but are you married sprocketflup??? lol!!!

sorry to be the bearer of bad news but he has another man :^O :run brian told me the guys name is deke