One morning, a woman hears a knock at the door.
When she answers; a man she`s never seen before says,
"Excuse me, do you have a vag ina?"
The woman slams the door in his face.
The next day, there comes a knock at the door again.
Same guy: "Excuse me, do you have a vag ina?"
She slams the door in disgust again.
That night, she tells her husband. He says,
"Okay love. I`ll take tomorrow off work to be here in case he arrives. If he does, answer `yes`, so we can see where he`s going with this".
Next morning, there`s a knock at the door. They both go to the door, and the husband hides behind it. She opens the door to the same man again,
"Excuse me," he says, "do you have a vag ina?"
"Yes". she replies.
"Well, could you ask your husband to leave my wife`s alone, and use yours instead?"
When she answers; a man she`s never seen before says,
"Excuse me, do you have a vag ina?"
The woman slams the door in his face.
The next day, there comes a knock at the door again.
Same guy: "Excuse me, do you have a vag ina?"
She slams the door in disgust again.
That night, she tells her husband. He says,
"Okay love. I`ll take tomorrow off work to be here in case he arrives. If he does, answer `yes`, so we can see where he`s going with this".
Next morning, there`s a knock at the door. They both go to the door, and the husband hides behind it. She opens the door to the same man again,
"Excuse me," he says, "do you have a vag ina?"
"Yes". she replies.
"Well, could you ask your husband to leave my wife`s alone, and use yours instead?"
