One or Two

[extension15]

An elderly local couple had been dating for many years. At the urging of their friends, they decide it was finally time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation on how their marriage might work given their advancing years. They discussed finances, living arrangements, holidays and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked

"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say - I would like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her straight in the eye and asked, "Is that one word or two?"

 

[a1]

:^O

 

[Badger]

i dont get it :_|

 

[a1]

You serious Badge?

 

[batty]

I thought you where a man of the world Badger.

Batty

 

[extension15]

i dont get it :_|

infrequent or in frequent...

(think about what the difference is between the two)

Think about it, it is an ADULT joke after all..

; \

 

[extension15]

I about wet myself when I read it...

(Still, I must be getting on a bit now..)

:^O

 

[batty]

infrequent or in frequent...(think about what the difference is between the two)

Think about it, it is an ADULT joke after all..

; \

He's only a boy.

 

[extension15]

He's only a boy.

Ah..

Bless his cotton socks..

 

[Andy™]

Think about it, it is an ADULT joke after all..

i dont think Badger should be reading this thread...

 

[extension15]

:^O

 

[a1]

:^O

 

[Apache]

I liked it

Poor Bagder - still lives at home. He's only 13 you know.........

 

[a2]

:^O