Please ignore this post

[Andy™]

another month gone by... anyone seen Brian?

 

[Blue Duck]

Who's Brian? :C

 

[Evans Electric]

:C "I'm Brian " !!!    

:C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C   "NO ...I'M BRIAN "!!!!!!

:C    " Thought we were ignoring this thread "

 

[Blue Duck]

I didn't see nothin! :innocent

 

[sprocketflup]

Is there a prize for top ignorer?

 

[Blue Duck]

A trip to the vets?

 

[Evans Electric]

Yes there was a prize of  £1 Billion  for the top ignorer    but it just won't work .   

As soon as an "ignorer"  claims the prize  , logic proves that he is no longer in an "Ignoring" state by the fact that he has refered to the thread , therfore , M'lud ... cannot be actively "Ignoring " ...ipso facto ..pro bono & habeus corpus  my case rests .

 

[kerching]

Agreed

It is an existential version of Shroedingers Cat

How can you prove the thread is being ignored because in order to be able to ignore something you have to be aware of its existence , so,in the act of acknowledging its existence you have not ignored it

Quod est demonstrandum, dulce et decorum est pro,patria in glori, carpe assum etc etc etc

 

[sprocketflup]

Nil carborundum

 

[Andy™]

these ignoring rules are getting complicated. ill just keep ignoring them

 

[Sharpend]

Sorry I've wondered onto an ignored thread, i must be lost there's nobody here :C

 

[Evans Electric]

There never is for some reason :C

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Theres only one thing worse than an Ignore thread NOT being ingnored..

Thats.....

Womens Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:innocent

 

[steptoe]

Theres only one thing worse than an Ignore thread NOT being ingnored..

Thats.....

Womens Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:innocent

football is a total waste of time,

UNLESS,

its womens football,

fit birds with cracking legs on show,

whats NOT to like?!?!?!?!!?!?

 

[Evans Electric]

Much like women's tennis then ?  

Must admit to watching the quarter finals in Canada .   Its not so fast but their passing is good ... goals seem to be hard work and England -Canada seemed to be played on the near touchline hence ....a million throw-ins .  But they don't hold back from tackles and  ........I didn't see any prima -donna's  pretending to be injured or launching themselves into the 25 yd box  to obtain a fraudulent penalty  .

 

[kerching]

I,will site the case of my daughters mate in the Olympics Womens Hockey

Twatted in the face, broken jaw. Went off. Two aspirins, protective shield on her face, back for the next match

Imagine if a footballer broke a nail during a match....

Just saying

 

[sprocketflup]

Ive been ignoring the fact im still ignoring this

 

[Evans Electric]

I don't think you can actually DO that , Sprocket,  its tantamount to travelling back in time and assasinating your grandfather .  This would render you as not existing so you couldn't travel back in the first place .

Therefor by ignoring the fact that you are still ignoring something means you are in fact NOT ignoring it at all and the whole thing is a tissue of falsehoods conjoured up by a twisted mind  and...................   erm ,,sorry about that , going off at a tangerine there.

 

[Andy™]

Still ignoring...

 

[Evans Electric]

Good man !!    Way  aye canny lad