Problems with a coconut

[mcgaw81]

This is a serious problem and not to be laughed at, I purchased a coconut today in the weekly shop (as a change).

So my question is what is the best way to get into the wee ******, i am at the stage of getting my hammer and chisel from the van.

Please help as i have been looking forward to it all day. PrayPrayPray

 

[Badger]

i am pmsl :^O :^O :^O sorry mate but thats cracked me up! :^O

 

[Badger]

have you got an angle grinder :^O

 

[Badger]

right i have asked the question and you do have to make small hole in it, with your hammer but dont crack it completely because the milk is insdie,

so make hole, drain milk, then use chisel and hammer to open it full to get the white stuff on the inside. hope that helps

 

[mcgaw81]

badger, this is no laughing matter, X( ,

 

[Badger]

ive given you the answer at the bottom of my posts :^O but im still pmsl :^O :^O :^O

 

[springcrocus]

Drill out, or bang a nail through, two of the "eyes" at the top, then drain the milk. Drink milk (or use to make a nice Masala sauce).

Next, hit it with a big hammer to break the shell. Cut flesh from broken bits. Eat.

PS. This is a serious answer.

 

[mcgaw81]

right i have asked the question and you do have to make small hole in it, with your hammer but dont crack it completely because the milk is insdie, so make hole, drain milk, then use chisel and hammer to open it full to get the white stuff on the inside. hope that helps

Who did you ask? I thought about phoning mummy lol

 

[mcgaw81]

Hammer it is then, will report back in five mins.

 

[Badger]

i did ask mom

 

[Badger]

if the hammer dont work use the chisseling machine :^O :^O :^O

 

[Evans Electric]

Didn't know coconuts went that far north ! Perhaps you should stick with the haggis and tatties!! I tried a haggis once , when up there at Loch Long, bloody 'orrible never again.

To cut the coconut strike it on the seam with your machette.

 

[Badger]

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[Badger]

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[mcgaw81]

Didn't know coconuts went that far north ! Perhaps you should stick with the haggis and tatties!! I tried a haggis once , when up there at Loch Long, bloody 'orrible never again. To cut the coconut strike it on the seam with your machette.

At least with a coconut you know whats inside, do you really know the makings of a haggis??? ]

 

[Badger]

any good ?

 

[Evans Electric]

Oh no !! Don't tell me !!

You're going to , I can tell . What is it ! Bagpipe bladders and old shredded sporrans ?

 

[mcgaw81]

Well i was very careful, with my coconut, two small holes in the top drained 'milk' (poured down drain). Then carefully took one almighty swing at the dammed thing, it laughed!!!!!! ] . made me angry!!!!!!!

Its now in pieces in the kitchen, :^O :^O:^O,

 

[Badger]

looks like mcgaw is still trying to hit that coconut :^O :^O

 

[mcgaw81]

Oh no !! Don't tell me !! You're going to , I can tell . What is it ! Bagpipe bladders and old shredded sporrans ?

You ready????