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Hi, I'm a sexy 19 year-old blonde from North East England looking for some fun

My Mr Right should be a big, strong ginger man, with a fiery temper and

a jealous nature, as well as enjoying writing long letters and camping.

If this sounds like you contact me at;

[email protected]

 
Northumbrian police have narrowed down the search for Raoul Moat they are looking for a fat Geordie wearing a newcastle shirt eating fish a chips so far today they have arrested over 40,000 suspects

 
Northumbrian police have narrowed down the search for Raoul Moat they are looking for a fat Geordie wearing a newcastle shirt eating fish a chips so far today they have arrested over 40,000 suspects
good thing im not fat then!

 
all chip shops in northumberland will remain closed so there will be

'no fishy on the dishy till the moat comes in'

Dear Mr Moat

It has come to my attention that John Terry has been sha@@ing your missus while you were in prison.

Yours sincerely

Wayne Bridge

whats the difference between ashley cole and raoul moat?? raoul moat is still messing around in a geordie bush!

Manchester City have officially bid

 
No offence meant Andy sorry
not bothered by it.

ive already been sending jokes about this to people (and i know of lot more than whats posted in this thread)

but since a certain member has a problem with jokes from me that they dont like, i wont be posting any.

 
Then PM `em to me, and I`ll post em.

If anyone has an issue with `em.........don`t read em. :)

As a serious aside - Jeremy Vine show today. I didn`t hear the actual debate; but the "manhunt" apprently costs

 
i reckon that they should have just pulled the trigger on him, if hes taken two lives and also injured another person, then hes not fit to live!
There's less paperwork if he gets on and shoots himself. I know what you mean Badger but I wouldn't like to be the officer pulling the trigger. :|

 
Thats very criptic I can not imagine anyone having issues with you Andy.Every post I have seen from you has been very helpfull to many people, and is shown by the many thanks you have.

Maybe showing the humerous side of you would endear yourself to this person?
without mentioning names, a certain member does not have the ability to ignore something that he doesnt like. if you look around, you will find i used to post many jokes here.

 
appologies to anyone who found the jokes distasteful, as a mark of respect i think everyone should stop posting jokes about gunmen and the recent shootings as i for one dont find them raoulmoatly funny

 
If people don't like jokes then don't go into the jokes section ffs it really irritates that people can't handle a joke. That's all it is a joke. Get over it

 
I have to say that i find this all is in very bad taste.People have lost their lives.
1 person to be correct.

If it has his name at the top, and it is in the jokes thread; then it isn`t brain surgery to know what sort of joke will be in the thread.

If it offends - don`t read it.

 
Oh so its only 1 person.

In that case carry on as obviously that 1 person doesnt matter.

As for not not handling a joke..................

Lets have one about all the people lost in 9/11.

That would be hilarious.

 
Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?

A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

Q: What color were Mohammed Atta's eyes?

A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!

theres a couple:Salute

 
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