Reading Project - New Build 300 Houses

[Treeetops]

Phase 1 under way. We are looking for good improvers and labourers to start now.

Please call on 01992 478708 for an informal chat.

 

[Pits]

What rates are you paying?

 

[Pits]

Electrician and improvers required in Reading

Call 01992 478708 for informal chat

 

[Sharpend]

That's the point if the phone number!

 

[Andy™]

new houses and you need 'improvers'?!

 

[M107]

I will guess that's the big build underway over Wokingham up the side of the 329?

 

[misssweden]

Guess I'll be there at some point then.

 

[M107]

Noticed a couple of your  lot there today Misss

 

[Andy™]

i think Mrs S has a stalker...

 

[sprocketflup]

She has several, I saw them hiding in her garden hedge the other night whilst I was rifling thru her bins

 

[Sharpend]

She has several, I saw them hiding in her garden hedge the other night whilst I was rifling thru her WASHING bins

Corrected for you!!

 

[Andy™]

probably, but Kerch got to the heels first

 

[misssweden]

I am starting to consider putting up CCTV in my garden. Mainly to protect my shoe collection...

 

[Blue Duck]

You keep your shoes in the garden???

 

[Andy™]

not enough space in the hosue

 

[misssweden]

Considering my housemate owns well over 200 pairs of shoes, that isn't a bad guess. But no, i just wanted to see the face of the intruder before my, ermm, "vicious guard dogs" rips him apart. (Or more likely, mugs him for treats...)

 

[ProDave]

Clearly a woman thing that I have never understood, but why do you need 200 pairs of shoes?

I think I own three pairs, plus 2 pairs of work boots, a pair of trainers, a pair of walking boots and a pair of wellies.

Of those three pairs of shoes I only wear one, another is for "best (weddings and funerals) and the third is spare.

You will be telling me 7 pairs of boxers isn't enough now won't you.

 

[Andy™]

You will be telling me 7 pairs of boxers isn't enough now won't you.

its not, if you only do the washing every 2 weeks

 

[NozSpark]

Well I currently only have 5 pairs of "shoes"

A pair of flip flop type things for around the house

A pair of trainers

A pair of shoes

A pair of work boots

and most importantly,,,, a pair of cheap trainers for sailing

 

[ProDave]

Well I currently only have 5 pairs of "shoes"

A pair of flip flop type things for around the house

A pair of trainers

A pair of shoes

A pair of work boots

and most importantly,,,, a pair of cheap trainers for sailing

That's what wellies are for.

its not, if you only do the washing every 2 weeks

Inside out.