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[NozSpark]

I'd love to see you sailing a dinghy with wellies,,,

could you imagine your wife sailing her Pico in wellies?

 

[pewter]

i love shoes.

20-30 pairs of trainers at least

5 +  leather shoea

5-10  flip flops (between the toe type)

5 ish  flip flop not between the toe type

5+  pairs of work shoes

 

[Andy™]

sure your not a woman?

 

[pewter]

Im a Lesbian trapped in a mans body

 

[steptoe]

FFS

you are a bunch of undecided girls

I have a pair of shoes

one pair of trainers

2 pairs of work boots

thats it,

I have one pair of feet,,,,,,

 

[NozSpark]

Well.... I don't have a pair of feet

I have a left one and a right one..... They are nowhere near alike

 

[steptoe]

no one ever said a pair were alike,,,,

I'd be horrified to find a pair of boobs that were alike,,,,,,,

similar, but not alike,,,,,,,,

 

[Sharpend]

For a moment then I thought you were going to say a pair of women!!

 

[misssweden]

Bloody hell! I leave you lot unsupervised for one night and come back to find that you're not talking about beer, the good old days, 5ww or Melinda Messenger but about shoes! :slap (I feel almost proud, in a motherly kind of way ).

Pewter, you definately get the man of the year award for owning more shoes than me. (I think. I haven't counted them but a rough estimation says you win.)

 

[NozSpark]

Not even similar steps...

I have a 7 1/2 right foot

and a 9 1/2 left foot

 

[sprocketflup]

wow ^^ do you find yourself walking round in circles a lot?

 

[Sharpend]

That makes it awkward, well don't they say you can tell the size of a mans ........ By the size of his feet!! So depending on what shoe you take off first...................

Bet you've seen some puzzled face expressions over the years!

 

[NozSpark]

It does make shoe buying a bit more awkward, especially as they all put the right shoe on display.... I have to get a really good fit on my left foot and then the right should be ok.

I was born with a club foot and had corrective surgery when I was 5, so my inner ankle is flat, I have a high instep and my foot is damn sensitive.. I also have to now wear insoles that tip my feet both up at the heel and towards the outside of my feet.

Up until the age of 13 I had special order shoes from Clark's used to take 6 weeks to come and cost £30 back then (30 years ago). Clark's are still the only shoe manufacturer who will do this, off the shelf now, but they charge an extra 50% for the pleasure.. I don't bother any more, but slipons are out of the question as my feet are also a width fitting different..

BTW I went through hell as a kid (especially in primary school) with all the teasing,,, you can now see as an adult how cruel kids are