Revealed: How To Live To Be Over 100

[Revved Up Sparky]

I read this news report with interest.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-20197070

Reg Dean has declared that the secret of his longevity is ......................... BEING LAZY !

Does anyone agree ?

Is it time to give some of our apprentices a slap on the back and wish them all the best ?

 

[betty swollocks]

Well it's an interesting question which I've just put to my last two apprentices

Matthew, aged 129 said there could be something in it,

Whereas

Adam, aged 137 was asleep and couldn't be woken

 

[samson337]

^ hahaha

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

Ha ha brilliant stuff BS ! :slap

 

[OnOff]

The article refers to his longevity possibly being down to "a potion he drank in India". With in any luck it was Kingfisher.............I'm sorted then!

 

[septiclecky]

I read this news report with interest.

http://www.bbc.co.uk...yshire-20197070

Reg Dean has declared that the secret of his longevity is ......................... BEING LAZY !

Does anyone agree ?

Is it time to give some of our apprentices a slap on the back and wish them all the best ?

Christ does that mean all those scrouging lazy bastards on the dole will live till their 100

 

[batty]

Hope not the counties already broke we will have to go to war to sort that out.