Scotland

[apprentice87]

I take it that means me!!!!

john...

 

[BES]

Do they actually HAVE electricity in scotland?? If they do, they must have very big wires to get it all the way there. Besides, how do they maintain the network?? We have terrible trouble here with pikeys stealing the cable, well, it is MUCH worse there. I saw on television they had caught some stout looking natives carrying the wooden poles the DNO use to put the wires are on, they toss the poles up in the air too, no shame at all!! From what i understand, it is officially recognised as a "sport" can you believe that. Quite brazen they are; I saw the chap on television being questioned and he claimed the pole he had with him was called a "caber" Now come on... He can call it what he likes, but any fool could see it was a DNO pole!!! Obviously stolen, i mean, have YOU ever seen these things on sale?? of course not...

Why on earth would anyone want one of these things anyway??

john...

Its worse than you think I've seen these DNO pole thieves and they wearing skirts so must have been women.!!!

 

[ProDave]

Its worse than you think I've seen these DNO pole thieves and they wearing skirts so must have been women.!!!

Don't get confused and put your hand up their skirt, or YOU will be tossing the caber :coat

 

[NozSpark]

:slap

You gotta love this place, even with all those weird englishmen,,,,,,,

Isnt it the English who tie bells to their legs and then chase each other with sticks in a camp manner

 

[says-les]

Like it. lol

Good one, Apprentice87

 

[Evans Electric]

The electric is the same , Says-Les so stick with us , just swich off when the unmentionable is mentioned and praise your Caledonian Folfk heroes that it has not reached you yet.   Praise  Rob Roy,  Praise that bloke who watched the spider , Praise Billy Connely, Bill Shankley   but most of all  the incomparable  Chick Murray .