Scuba divers

[kme]

Anyone know why scuba divers fall off the boats backwards?????????????

Cos if they fell forwards, they`d be in the bottom of the boat :slap

 

[m4tty]

:coat

 

[SteveT]

It stops your regulator being snatched from your mouth and your mask being dislodged or smashed

 

[kerching]

Well, as I dive with at least 4 cylinders I have no choice other than to fall Gazelle like backwards into the water, or sideways, or performing a 'Comedy entry', or jumping in, or falling in unexpectedly!...well you did ask!........... :coat

 

[kme]

Showoff.

Always wanted to try - loved snorkelling........

F`in eustachian tubes are ********, so I can`t equalise the pressure in my ears

There MUST be an upside to this (positive attitude and all that), but I`ve never worked one out.

 

[sprocketflup]

There MUST be an upside to this (positive attitude and all that), but I`ve never worked one out.

Your brains will never leak out thru your mouth?

 

[kme]

Already protected there mate - its apparently common knowledge that I don`t HAVE any left anymore.

 

[sprocketflup]

Mebbe your like me, and your brains are located a bit further south than in your head

 

[kerching]

Its not your brains coming out through your mouth that you want to be bothered about!....its your lungs coming out through your mouth +/or nose!

 

[septiclecky]

Well, as I dive with at least 4 cylinders I have no choice other than to fall Gazelle like backwards into the water, or sideways, or performing a 'Comedy entry', or jumping in, or falling in unexpectedly!...well you did ask!........... :coat

Technical diver then are we?

 

[kerching]

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