Some interesting questions.

[a2]

Is an angle a triangle with only two sides?

<HR>

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

<HR>

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

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When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?

<HR>

If a train-station is where a train stops, what happens at a workstation?

<HR>

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

<HR>

When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

<HR>Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

 

[a2]

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?

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Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless oranges?

<HR>

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

<HR>

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

<HR>

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

They all have phones.

<HR>

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

<HR>

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

<HR>

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

<HR>

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

<HR>If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

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[a2]

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

<HR>

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

<HR>If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?

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[Apache]

I have the urge to answer them all

 

[a2]

I have the urge to answer them all

To much time on your hands Patch :^O

 

[Apache]

To much time on your hands Patch :^O

nah - they just make me cross mainly at how dumb Americans are

 

[a2]

nah - they just make me cross mainly at how dumb Americans are

Well we cant all be perfect you know

 

[Apache]

Well we cant all be perfect you know

you do your best, me dear. That's all that matters!

(you've missed a couple of spiderwebs in the black museum and I'm dying for a Horlicks........... )

 

[a2]

you do your best, me dear. That's all that matters! (you've missed a couple of spiderwebs in the black museum and I'm dying for a Horlicks........... )

They can stay there!!!

:^O

 

[Apache]

They can stay there!!! :^O